Posts Tagged ‘outrageous search terms’

It’s been a while, and I am sorry about that. For some reason my writing mojo went out the window for a while.

I couldn’t add winning search terms, because for some reason people who “found me” decided to have a month of being damn normal.

What did happen that I could’ve/might’ve/should’ve but didn’t blog about?

I couldn’t find much creative stimulation about my search terms results: “taking a toddler to basketball game” and “dslr camera blog.” What happened to all my crazies??? Surely you didn’t ALL get locked in a padded room sans internet access at the same time!

A Facebook dad kicked ass in Creative Parenting 306, and I shared a few thoughts and a thumbs-up, but by then the subject was (I’m sure) old news.

It snowed in Texas…that was somewhat newsworthy, but once I jotted out a Facebooks status update about it I realized I’d pretty much exhausted the subject.

I revamped my photography website with some fresh info, and opened an online portfolio that shows up well on my Kindle Fire (LOVE my new toy)…much easier to show people samples in person without lugging around $200 worth of prints.

I went crazy in Vistaprint. I have postcards with a senior special and pretty new business cards and flyers…but didn’t see anyone being especially interested in reading about it.

My son has taken to calling me “Baby,” if I don’t answer to Momma on the first attempt. The Guru calls me that when I’m in his good graces, and The Climber knows I’ll answer to it. It’s funny…but this is pretty much the whole story.

See, my life got too boring to blog about. Sad.

Then, tonight, in a shining moment of internet happy…

“aaa batteries shock pen albuquerque”

YESSS! My crazies have finally spoken! Yesterday, someone stumbled upon little old me in the vast world of “the net” just by using…

I have to type it again…

“aaa batteries shock pen albuquerque”

And there, in this simple nonsensical phrase, I found my mojo.

See ya soon.

~T

 

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Once again, there were several good ones to choose from! This one really made me giggle, though.

Winning search term used to find me #4…

“drink from a shoe”

Well…this could have been someone looking for a new drinking game I suppose.

Once again I had several great terms to choose from for this week’s “most outrageous search term used to find me.”

Winning Search Term #2 (week of Oct 24):

“who was the munchkin that hung himself”

Hmmm…

I do refer to my kids as the minions or the munchkins, but I assure you that neither has been hanged. They are well, and I can only hope the person who searched for this and found me here was actually just a misguided Wizard of Oz fan.

I have become obsessed with checking the search terms people have used to find me. There are enough head-scratchers and phrases that scare me that i have decided to choose a winner each week.

Winning Search Term #1 (week of Oct 17):

“butt with a bandaid on it”

I just hope this person wasn’t looking for photos…