I’m Ba-a-a-ack!

Posted: September 21, 2011 in Random Crap
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Oh my dear blog…how I have missed you!

And to the people who keep sending me the lovely passive aggressive “get off your ass” emails (like “ohhhh, when is there going to be another blog post, I am going through humor withdrawals” and “get off your ass and write something for us”), I haven’t forgotten to write!!!

I have a confession…

I have been writing for someone else.


I really didn’t have a choice!! See, due to a financial crunch, I had to take on something I never really wanted to tie myself up with…a ghost-writing assignment that had me re-writing (ugh) existing essays into articles. There were only a few hundred of them.

My creative personality has been rocking in the corner for weeks.

Seriously…I’ve taken to listening to Country while I work…it’s awful!

So, my point is (if there ever was a point), I am going to try not to neglect you again, my dear blog. I will give you a pretty new theme later, to make up for it.

I am listening to a wondermous mix of Nirvana, Bon Jovi, and NIN (hey, don’t judge!), my minions are playing with their fairies and Zhu-zhu critters, and the Guru is sleeping off a toothache.

The convenience store downtown was stocked up on energy drinks and Red Diamond fake-sweet tea.

The endless line of rewrites has been submitted, to be lost in cyberspace somewhere where nothing matters but keyword density and SEO.

…and I really have nothing else terribly interesting to talk about.

But I am off my ass and (hopefully) blogging again without such long absences.

  1. ocdtalk says:

    Glad you’re back and I look forward to your posts!

    • Sparky says:

      Thank you! I am glad to be back…it’s not nearly as satisfying to write uninteresting stuff for other people based on nothing but making the “bots” find them in Google, lol.

      I have a few new ideas that I’ll be rambling about and posting on here, and hopefully not get caught up away from here for so long. 🙂

      Glad to have you reading!!

  2. MOM says:

    Ahhhh…welcome back!!

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