Wild Animals: Sighting the Rare Spotted Minion

Posted: August 21, 2011 in Munchkins, Minions, Hellions...
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A rare sight in the hot, dry climate of the West Texas Panhandle today…

Rare Spotted Minion Foraging for Sugar and Caffeine

A Spotted Minion was found foraging for sugar-containing food and drink, wearing a shoe robbed from another, larger minion. Most forms of food and drink, and many kinds of clothing and accessories are commonly found missing after a sighting of a Minion of any kind, especially the younger ones.

Minions are cuddly creatures that love to be held and played with, and make great pets and family members. They are sometimes a handful, as they love to climb and dismantle things. They get along well with other creatures, often sighted snuggling with domestic cats and dogs. If you see one, a Minion can often be coaxed near with a handful of mini-marshmallows or a beverage with a straw.

A Sweet and Happy Critter

These creatures are scavengers, eating and drinking what they find. Some are picky, but they are almost always up for something sugary.

Spotted minions are extremely rare, and often mistaken for those of the more common species. This is because the spots are only evident in special circumstances…in this case, a sheet of pricing labels was left unattended and was taken by two minions, resulting in the appearance of spots.

There have also been sightings of Striped Minions, usually in concurrence to the disappearance of markers. Fancy Minions are often seen in stolen beads and tiaras, and are normally larger in size than this Spotted Minion seen here.

Other names for the Minion include, Little Sh*t, Buddy, Klepto-Kid, and Dammit Son

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Comments
  1. ocdtalk says:

    Absolutely the cutest spotted minion I have ever seen :). Fun Post!

  2. Melissar says:

    I love this one! I love all of your posts actually, I need to comment more often! It’s a bed-at-8pm kind of night! Ttfn

  3. Dawne Webber says:

    Love the minions. I bet the ones with stripes were really cute.

  4. Stacy Jo says:

    WAY too cute. You definately have many talents.

  5. Wow. Those are some adorable minions.

    At least they picked something easily removable.

    This post had me giggling. πŸ™‚

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